“My goodness, you’re certainly growing up. Getting so tall and mature. Why, you can barely recognize yourself from just a few short months ago—back when you were so young. Your body is changing. Changes can be scary. Especially for girls, and, gosh, it can be confusing.”

Nope. No way. That’s not this book. This is NOT your mother’s coming-of-age manual.

In the comedic likes of Chelsea Handler, author Jen Ashton breaks sex-education tradition and begins her hilariously endearing journey to womanhood with stories of growing up a tomboy in Middle America, circa the 1980’s. Packed with iconic pop culture, nostalgic geekery, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Ashton foregoes the conventional route of learning how to be a lady and dives right in, enlisting the help of Cosmo, Hustler and her anal-loving housekeeper. Forget dancing around the dutiful explanations passed on from generation to generation—tales of ‘the red curse’ and ‘your changing body.’ Ashton’s rites of passage are chock-full of unique life lessons learned the extracurricular way. From bodily functions to breast enlargement, pregnancy prevention to purgatory, learn the real facts of life as only she can describe them. If you’re lucky, you might even discover the answer to the age-old question: Do Girls Poop?

If you thought your journey through puberty was rough, be prepared to finally feel normal. Girls Don’t Poop is a jaw-dropping, side-splitting adventure of one clueless tomboy’s quest to figure out women, so that she could inevitably become one herself.

“My goodness, you’re certainly growing up. Getting so tall and mature. Why, you can barely recognize yourself from just a few short months ago—back when you were so young. Your body is changing. Changes can be scary. Especially for girls, and, gosh, it can be confusing.”

Nope. No way. That’s not this book. This is NOT your mother’s coming-of-age manual.

In the comedic likes of Chelsea Handler, author Jen Ashton breaks sex-education tradition and begins her hilariously endearing journey to womanhood with stories of growing up a tomboy in Middle America, circa the 1980’s. Packed with iconic pop culture, nostalgic geekery, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Ashton foregoes the conventional route of learning how to be a lady and dives right in, enlisting the help of Cosmo, Hustler and her anal-loving housekeeper. Forget dancing around the dutiful explanations passed on from generation to generation—tales of ‘the red curse’ and ‘your changing body.’ Ashton’s rites of passage are chock-full of unique life lessons learned the extracurricular way. From bodily functions to breast enlargement, pregnancy prevention to purgatory, learn the real facts of life as only she can describe them. If you’re lucky, you might even discover the answer to the age-old question: Do Girls Poop?

If you thought your journey through puberty was rough, be prepared to finally feel normal. Girls Don’t Poop is a jaw-dropping, side-splitting adventure of one clueless tomboy’s quest to figure out women, so that she could inevitably become one herself.

This engaging lift-the-flap book shows children that all creatures have a place to poop: tigers in the jungle, kangaroos in the outback, and monkeys in the rain forest.

With the aid of this playful book, your child will see that he or she has a place to poop, too. While reinforcing the concept of toilet training, Where's the Poop? gives children the confidence they need. This engaging lift-the-flap book shows children that all creatures have a place to poop: tigers in the jungle, kangaroos in the outback, and monkeys in the rain forest.

Ryan is scared to use the potty. He is afraid to have a poop, because he's afraid it's going to hurt. He does NOT want to go. This story, along with Ryan's "poop program," will help young children gain the confidence they need to overcome this common problem and establish healthy habits. Includes a Note to Parents by the author.

Written during award-winning pediatrician Dr. Scott W. Cohen’s first year as a father, this book is the only one to combine two invaluable “on the job” perspectives—the doctor’s and the new parent’s.The result is a refreshingly engaging and informative guide that includes all you need to know at each age and stage of your child’s first year. Drawing on the latest medical recommendations and his experiences at home and in the office, Dr. Cohen covers everything from preparing for your baby’s arrival to introducing her to a new sibling, to those three basic functions that will come to dominate a new parent’s life. Eat, Sleep, Poop addresses questions, strategies, myths, and all aspects of your child’s development. In each instance, Dr. Cohen provides a thorough overview and a simple answer or explanation: a “common sense bottom line,” yet he doesn’t dictate. The emphasis is on doing what is medically sound and what works best for you and your baby. He also includes fact sheets, easy-to-follow diagnosis and treatment guides, and humorous daddy vs. doctor sidebars that reveal the learning curve during his fi rst year as a dad.Lively, practical, and reassuring, Eat, Sleep, Poop provides the knowledge you need to parent with confidence, to relax and enjoy baby’s fi rst year, and to raise your child with the best tool a parent can have: informed common sense.

Judy is desperately trying to earn thrill points, so she plans a trip to the Cemetery Creep n Crawl. Meanwhile, Stink has been collecting all the samples and evidence he can in his efforts to catch Bigfoot. Add in Aunt Opal s crazy driving (and bad sense of direction), and somehow they all end up at an abandoned amusement park, eating scat sandwiches. That s gotta be worth some thrill points. . . .

Baby Blues transcends the comic page by fusing the award-winning imaginations of Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott with familiar family life. Inside Eat, Cry, Poop: Baby Blues Scrapbook 28, Kirkman and Scott intuitively balance the humorous with the poignant through relatable and sometimes all-too-familiar parenting scenes.

AN ABSOLUTE MUST-HAVE FOR NEW PARENTS. Created by a mom to help even the most sleep deprived parents monitor baby's progress by recording baby's daily activity in this easy to use log book.

Log in feedings (breast & bottle), diaper changes, sleep patterns, immunizations and more all to help track baby's development and keep the baby on a schedule.

Great for pediatrician visits. And perfect for working parents to leave with baby-sitters to be tuned in to baby, even when you can t be there.

Durable & compact at 5 x 7 inches, with water resistant front and back covers. Fill in pages include; page for important info (names & numbers), immunizations & growth chart page, 60 pages of fill-in charts & notes all neatly organized in a convenient, (adorable) spiral notebook.

Makes a playful, yet practical baby shower gift.

52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop

The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana.

Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two.

Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.